Did your inked-up ex break up with you for being a bit vanilla? Yes. Did you try to prove him wrong by getting “Yes Daddy” tattooed on your lower back? Also, yes. But listen, you don’t need a Bad Sandy makeover to find love. Your innocence will be a real turn on for the right kind of bad boy. So lean into your truth: you only get down missionary style; you don’t party; and you’re terrified of needles. Everyone knows that tatt is a temp, my love.
